| Tuesday, May 11, 2004 - 08:30 pm |
We the people of United Fools are very pleased with the new emperor and he has treated us with the greatest respect and dignity, however we are simple people who like the simple life - the new era of technology is far to advance for us and the pace of life under the new government is frantic and futuristic - we see that our country could become a dominant force in this world but we would like to return to our previous years of slow pace and boredom.
With this, an agreement has been made to return United Fools to it's previous owner so that normality can resume.
The people of United Fools would like to express their thanks and gratitude to the empire for showing us new ways and technologies and we will never forget the AWESOME power you hold.
This is now a call/shout/plea for President Baines to come get us !!!
| Tuesday, May 11, 2004 - 09:49 pm |
From the Saint Francis Journal (the daily newspaper of the CZCP's capital) on May 7, 2187:
The brewing crisis between the Faith Empire and United Fools Empire has had reprecussions here at home. Yesterday the Cabinet met in emergency session to discuss events and review preperations.
The Ministry of Commerce is engaged in the stockpiling of consumption goods in case of a world war that disrupts normal commerce. That led to a quadrupling of imports in April, sending heads shaking at the Ministry of Finance.
The Ministry of Health is prepared for the worst, as it is now sitting on a stockpile of 250 million tons of Medical Equipment. An influx of refugees from war zones, and possibly serverely wounded casualties needing advanced medical care, could put our excess hospital capacity to the test.
The Ministry of Transportation is preparing contingency plans to move humanitarian relief if neccessary.
CZCP Air, the national flag carrier, has suspended service to destinations in the United Fools Empire due to them being an impending war zone.
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs has heard nothing from either party directly. In the meantime, all non-essential diplomatic personnel have been evacuated from possible areas of conflict.
The Ministry of Home Affairs has ordered police onto alert in case of any possible demonstrations related to a war. Security around both empires' diplomatic missions here in the CZCP has been reinforced.
The Ministry of Social Services prepared to meet demand for public assistance should a long war disrupt our national economy in a detrimental way.
| Wednesday, May 12, 2004 - 02:06 am |
Communication links have been opened for a peaceful resolution however the advisors to the empire are getting adgitated due to interuptions along the peace process. The frustrations are born out of the fact that the Empire of Map Dominion and Pawnkingia seem to want to be involved in the actions. The threats posed are taken very seriously and the people of United fools do not want to be associated with this kind of behaviour - therefore a spokes person for the Human Rights Group in UF has said there will be a demonstration against the Red Hot Pawn Fed and their lack of Diplomatic Skills.....for the time being the population of UF has asked that they be protected from this bickering and to stop any military action until the forementioned learn the art of diplomacy.
Spokes person for the Empire has said that they would be willing to protect UF from any attacks and that if a single missile is fired - We would not hesitate to retaliate.
National Newspaper Headline Reads....
"Too Many Chefs cause U turn in UF Government"
| Wednesday, May 12, 2004 - 02:32 am |
The Unitedfools government is pleased to hear that emperor matt has been gracious enough to allow the unitedfools ppl region the empire. Please do not let pawnkingia and map dominion disrupt the peace process. they are good allies and are only trying to help in the return of unitedfools to its former self. President john and president Simon have been requested to withhold from military action and they have been told of the disruption they are aparently causeing. I hope the process can go forward and talks on how the hand over will accure.
All thought We are not happy the way this knew knowledge and resources are coeming we are still grate full for what you have done for the country in this short time and we will do everything we can to follow and continue what you have begun.
| Thursday, May 13, 2004 - 11:06 am |
The Unitedfools government has now been waiting for 4 months for a reply to the crises no communication has been sent from the faithian government and some high level unitedfools generals are getting suspicious and calling for rise of arms again. The bulk Unitedfools government still veru much still supports the peace process and wishs it to come to an end. We ask that the faithian government make emediate plans to contact the unitedfools government.
| Thursday, May 13, 2004 - 12:01 pm |
Premier Ramorez Approached the stand to make a Statement:
"The people of the anubic states have watched the situation from there somewhat unique vantage point stuck Inbetween the two powers, and for the sake of the region we promote any peacefull solution that arises. We would prefer it that the Homeland of united fools was returned to its owners as we can see no logical reason to invade this country. We are confident however that a peacefull solution can be acheived"
WARNING: Ridiculous Satire Sidenote below
"Furthermore i personally wish to enter talks with the CZCP national Soccer team, I offer a bid of 123Million to purchase 45% Stake in the club. This money will come out of my personal account."
Official Anubic Statement
Office of the President
"Curruptus En Extremus"
| Thursday, May 13, 2004 - 05:00 pm |
STUFF YOU FAITH YOU SLIPPERY BASTERED I SHOULD NEVER HAVE TRUSTED YOU. WHY ARE YOU SO CRULE
| Thursday, May 13, 2004 - 05:27 pm |
Press Release :
After suprise attacks from President Baines, The Empire military was given the green light to attack anything that moved - President Baines now regrets sending in his troops to a massacre and would formally like to open negotiations. This communication has fallen on deaf ears due to the previous negotiations breaking down.
Military source said that there will most probably be world repercussions but the president is willing to stand by his decision to send in the military to protect his people from more deaths.
President Baines Empire will be able to build in the North West alongside his allies Pawnkingia and Map Dominion and be safe in the knowledge that they will protect him.
| Thursday, May 13, 2004 - 05:27 pm |
Message to the world from President Ryan C Baines.
This tyrant Who goes by the name of Faith (BAH)
has once again bull shitted his way into more countries.
under the banner of peace i stopped building up my forces to try and get the peace process threw. But instead he uses this against me and takes out unitedfools alpha while the generals were in the sleep.
It is because of tyrants like faith that cheat and lie threw the game for the own purposes that make this game crap. with his attacks he has not just wiped out countries he has pushed a long time player away from the game. and not just myself but many players he has pushed away and many more.
This has to end. and it is upto the world to unite and stop him.
Final words of a dieing Emperor.