| Wednesday, December 03, 2003 - 10:24 am |
Hey Mister President Matthew C
We've noted your six-digit loaning spree
From dank ranking depths it's blinding we see
Your Halliburton monopoly
First-place awards in which you swim
Our citizens grim, peel potato skins
Rip on the Monkey and we guarantee
Though hymy can dance giggle with glee
These primates will end you and toss your debris
Poke at the Monkey, joke at the Monkey
While secretly thinking "Boy, are they hunky
I wouldn't much mind if they made a pass
I wouldn't much mind if they noticed my ass"
Six of the top ten spots are yours
We know that you're loathe to fight any wars
Even when your pals are in danger
You'll treat them like a new-found stranger
This is now, and that was then
Connections have always allowed you to skim
Erehwon armies you've spread far too thin
Crumble and fall like the wall of Berlin
Allied Forces have run their courses
A boring fed so quickly divorces
Global Pact just can't react
To the badass style we quick up-jacked
Turan Turan, with the Turkish man
Sure hope they've made some retirement plans
Characteristics can copy logistics
In this case though, he'd be better with mystics
Cyriac was a maniac
We arrested him a la cardiac
LYTO is an upstart fed
This war might very well get them ahead
We got the United Nations Alliance
No more involved than a kitchen appliance
Which leaves us left with PAC
We turn up their kitchen just a degree
You must have cobwebs inside your alarms
"There's no need for me to test the new arms
I can simply rely on my dashing good charms"
Clicking your upgrades
And groping the milkmaids
Your new Monkey masters are experts in ALL trades
Poor Mister President Matthew C
Insurgents monkeys decreed a decree
Moving beyond the bourgeoisie
Like Boston, we're dumping your PAC tea
Nothing personal y'all. Just having some fun. =]
P.S. Seeing as how creating new topics is the only way to talk on the boards, I should take this opportunity to say that it is my and my federation's wishes that those we defeat not leave the game, but re-register near other, more distant, powerhouses. We will even assist presidents in doing this.
Also, to all the smaller, newer presidents reading this, you are not in any danger of being declared on unless you act against us first. You will probably move up in the rankings due to this war, and that's all that will change in your worlds. That, and a few destroyed corps may create shortages which benefit your own finances. =]
See you on the battlefield. Good luck to all.
| Wednesday, December 03, 2003 - 12:27 pm |
beautiful. thats some nice work there matty.
| Wednesday, December 03, 2003 - 08:33 pm |
A poet and you didnt know it ;)
| Wednesday, December 03, 2003 - 10:01 pm |
I don`t really have retirement plans.
| Wednesday, December 03, 2003 - 10:02 pm |
But its a nice poet.
| Wednesday, December 03, 2003 - 10:49 pm |
It is a very nice poem, good job..
| Wednesday, December 03, 2003 - 11:00 pm |
One member of my Fed, Cascadia, is relatively new to GR and new to my fed. While justice isn't one of the aims of many wars, it seems a little meanspirited to crush a newcomer merely because he associated with me. If he wishes to be left out, I ask that the Monkeys leave Cascadia out of the war.
| Wednesday, December 03, 2003 - 11:13 pm |
Duly noted. What says Cascadia about this? Does he want to be left out?
| Wednesday, December 03, 2003 - 11:58 pm |
Love the poem, but up-jacked is the best you could come up with in a pinch. :~)>