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Breaking News from UC Headquarters (Little Upsilon)

Simcountry: Simcountry Bulletin Board  Breaking News from UC Headquarters (Little Upsilon)

Barney Rubble (Little Upsilon)

Friday, October 31, 2008 - 03:53 pm Click here to edit this post
"Now for this commercial break from our sponsors..."

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"never forget, prolonged uncontrolled "justice on the move" can lead to irreversible incontinence. Irreversible incontinence is a known cause for GC depletion. Those GC seem to leak right out the bum"

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"Im Max Cash, thanks for listening."

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The preceding was NOT a paid endorsement.

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