| Tuesday, October 28, 2008 - 07:56 pm |
*One week earlier in the mail room*
Yarlin: Hey Tom
Tom: Yes Yarlin?
Yarlin: That box over there is moving...
Tom: That's strange, lets open it.
Yarlin: Great idea!
*Yarlin opens the box*
Tom: I hate monkeys!
Yarlin: I love monkeys!
Tom: You can have them then.
Yarlin: Sweet, take the mailing sticker and put it on another box while I run these monkeys home will ya?
Tom: No problem Yarlin, just hurry back before the boss catches you.
Bob: Alright, be back in a jiffy!
*Tom places the monkey box sticker on a box of porn magazines*
It will cost you 5% of your share for 2 of the monkeys.