| Thursday, February 03, 2005 - 03:29 am |
If the US went to the metric system, how could you tell the joke about why fire engines are red?
(FYI, they're red b/c newspapers are read, too. Two and two is four. Four times three is twelve. Twelve inches equals a ruler. Queen Mary was a ruler. Queen Mary was also a ship. Ships sail the seas. Seas have fish. Fish have fins. The Finns fought the Russians. Russians are red. That's why you always see fire engines rushin' around. That is why fire engines are red.)