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White Giant's Roswell Reader, October 24, 2237
Assassination story concluded
With the coming of the hot war between Rat Dance and UCF, General Nimzynumzy found his angle for vengeance. Quod Erat Demonstrandum's president, PP, forbade Nimzynumzy from actively participating in the war. Nimzynumzy did not know until then just how much PP still sympathized with the UCF. Nimzynumzy scheduled a military training exercise in a [See Conclusion A12]
Conclusion How and why PP was assassinated
remote county, manditory for all troops to attend. Nimzynumzy also sneaked into the presidential communications room to relay a message to Rat Dance of the treasonous actions of his president. Nimzynumzy was caught in the act and hanged for antipatriotism. The military training exercises were allowed to continue, however, as PP had plans to use them to slaughter tens of millions of Quod Erat Demonstrandumans.
The process of removing Quod Erat Demonstrandum from Rat Dance got underway immediately, which was not fast enough for some. Perlamo voluntarily left Rat Dance temporarily to start war with Quod Erat Demonstrandum ASAP.
In a fit, PP left Rat Dance and declared war on the chairman's slave, Land of Oranges, inciting several war treaties. Perlamo's forces were able to take advantage of the remote location of the Quod Erat Demonstrandum defenses to capture the country and assassinate the ex-president. At the cost of a few hundred thousand lives, Perlamo saved tens of millions from mass execution.