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Anti-UCF Death Camp Found in Former Plano (White Giant)

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Nimz ..

Monday, December 27, 2004 - 11:47 am Click here to edit this post
After all the ado about nothing, President Nimz of the Pansy people has called for a press conference (i.e. he has decided to spew a bunch of propaganda for no purpose whatsoever):

Friends, pansies, countrymen, lend me your ears. I want to have plenty of corn at my next press conference. If you dislike my corny jokes, I decree you stupid. Actually, I hereby decree that all people who have posted on this thread are incompetent MORONS. As such, they ought to get an education, for knowledge is power. Don't forget to save power by turning off your lights when you aren't using them, and using all major appliances after peak hours. If your appliances have not reached the rank of Major yet, draft them into your military. Don't forget that the writing process isn't just drafting, but proofing and editing, too. After all, the proof is in the pudding--corn pudding, in this case. That's why you should give my your corn.

"Do you mean to say that you are an incompetent moron?"

I only said what I said, neither more nor less.

"So what did you say?"

*silence*

Thus ends this press conference held by President Nimz.

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