| Tuesday, November 23, 2004 - 09:20 pm |
IDF Headquarters in the Capital of The Doublestar Dynasty
Due to the amount of communication recieved in the chaos of todays world the Emperor, Duble'tar, has called for a full scale military build up of all federation members. At such an announcement, which was highly anticipated, Emperor Duble'tar opened the building to the IDF News Organization. This is a report of the interview:
IDF Agent:" Thank you Emperor for allowing me here for this interview, "
Dubletar: "You are very welcome but I have some countries to meet, so lets ask the questions and dont beat around the bush."
IDF Agent: "Yes sir, what do you have to say about the speculation of the war with the knights".
Dubletar: "The kinghts?" (he laughs)" well they are doing a fine job in their military assualt, I havent seen so many nations burn as they have since, well since I took those states."
IDF Agent: "It was reported on the world pages that you supposedly were going to join in the joint effort to take down the Knights?"
Dubletar: "I did here that (laughs again) people will say anything when they stare death in the eyes. I was approached by the federations desiring me and my members to join the affair, but I promptly turned them down. I, so far, am angry that they have used my name in this account without doing it truthfully. This makes me want to kill them all (clears throat). This is not the place for me to get angry. I just have a warning to those who lie in the name of this empire; Dont make two enemies. Or you'll have the knights on your front steps and the IDF at your back door."
IDF Agent :"What about the declarations of war from your federation?"
Dubletar:" There was a member of the fed by the name of Jedi who had wanted to join the conflict. The knights asked us, with respect, if they could destroy such a one. I agreed due to the fact the whole fed was against the idea and we found that this person was once a member of the defending feds. He used the votes, since it is set to 1% for war, and caused the fed to declare war, which caused the knights to do the same. However we had a long talk about the ordeal and left the table with no change in our attitudes. Jedi has since been evicted and destroyed".
IDF Agent:" Another question about your military campaigns?" (Dubletar knods)" There have been great aggression against the countries in this region of the world. Can you explain?"
Dubletar:" First, I should have your head cut off". (Agent laughs and says "thank you sir") Note: they take insults as greetings and greetings as insults...
"I have been attacking the countries in this region, there is the fed IRA who once used aggression and waisted my Billions having my helis leaving the country to fight these skurmishes. I have decided to take their countries. The rest however are because of the people, in whom I take great hatred. They asked and chanted 'Burn the bridges to the ground, falalala, Kill the women tear off the nails, lalalal....
We may be a wierd peoples, but are hatred is as strong as love." (Laughs)
After the interview the Experor boarded a flight to East of the country. He is at a military base planning out an invasion of 5 countries in the region. The IDF News Organization, in coherence with the World News, reporting.