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The Knights Who Say Knee- Enough is Enough (Fearless Blue)

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Wednesday, November 17, 2004 - 06:56 pm Click here to edit this post
* NEWS BULLETIN *

Breaking Story:
Ruy Lopez Fleet "Queen" has pummelled the country runes. runes is believed to be a member of the terrorist organization Hull Mafia, yet the Ruy Lopez forces declined the opportunity to capture the country. When asked to comment on this unexpected act of charity, the President of Ruy Lopez said this, "We have demonstrated our power to runes. That is sufficient. Although there is a potential we could have gained extra intelligence information by evicting the former president, the intelligence we collected is satisfactory to keep our data decrypters busy for a while. I saw no need to bully runes beyond the strong display of power."

It has been speculated that the President of runes, Bruno De Cooman, has some distant ties with President Nimz, but that has yet to be confirmed. The Press believes the most likely possibility is that President Nimz allowed President Bruno De Cooman only on a whim. Given this whimsical nature, it may be virtually impossible to predict which Nimz's enemies will be evicted and which will merely be humiliated. In his final statement before going on an intermission President Nimz stated, "If you want to be safe, be prepared for war. We live in a war world, after all. If you don't protect your assets, you should be ready to lose them. The coalition of the whinging will fail if they do not prepare themselves adequately."

Additionally, President Nimz responded to the statement by dynamic macroeconomy. "The country referred to is Nimzowich, not Nimzovitch. The Nimzowichians take great pride in the spelling of their country name. Nor is the Nimzowich airforce defeated. Reinforcements are on their way as I speak. The damage to dynamic macroeconomy could have been much more extensive than it was, and if necessary, the Nimzowich fleet will display its power in a manner similar to the Ruy Lopez fleet against runes."

Before DM's public statement, the fleet from Nimzowich was ordered to only do minor damage against DM, in response to a pathetic diplomatic request. "Other targets seemed much more important for the fleet to focus on at the time."

With the events of the past few months, it seems safe to say that countries with assets will have to militarize. Whether they join the Coalition of the Whinging or the Squires, massive militaries will be necessary. Those who don't militarize will likely be subject to a rude awakening by those who do.

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