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Simcountry is an Online Digital World where you are the President of a country.
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United Coalition Forces (White Giant)

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Nimz ..

Thursday, November 11, 2004 - 09:53 am Click here to edit this post
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Join the UCF, the fed with the most elite players on the free worlds! Due to security reasons, we will have to do anal probing on all new applicants to see if they are suicide bombers, spies, or spammers. It took half an hour to clean up the spam last time.

If you are interested in eating lawyers, smuggling coke, or killing endangered species, come to the UCF forum: www.ucforces.tk and make a post to introduce yourself. If you don't make 10 posts within a week, we'll hunt you down and kill you. Or if you're still in noob protection, we'll bandy our ceos together to steal all your corps. WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE! Wait! What are you doing? Ignore that little man behind the curtain! He's just the tech support guy. Don't believe what he tells you about the fed attrition. We are GROWING!

Any power who dares oppose us will face an unstoppable machine. Just look at how we took care of the G-strings. Are ya listening? We're about to bring out our secret weapon: Beer filled with Rat poison. Oops. Didn't mean to blurt out the ultimate secret plan.


Okay, so I suck at imitating attica. But at least I'm starting to get the hang of this being evil thing.

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