| Monday, November 08, 2004 - 12:45 pm |
Reprt from Black Cell #9 Command headquarters, Ebon River, Avalon
"We have recently received a communique from the Fascist, illegitimiate president "Matt.". (we still dont know what the period stands for....perhaps "the end")
He threatens the security of the resistance to his evil overlordiship, and claims that we will soon be deported to live horrible lives in the degenerate, weak Map Empire - A fate we see as worse than death.
The Black Cell leadership would like to take this opportunity to say that we will never be stop fighting, we will never be caught, and we will never Lose!!!
Hmmn....a visitor, at this hour? Who could that be?
*VARIOUS CRASHING NOISES*
THIS IS THE NOVA AVALONIAN STAZI, MATT. REPORTING. YOU ARE SURROUNDED. PREPARE FOR YOUR DOOM AND TORTURE-DEPORTATION.
Um, youre Matt. himself? The president? Im *oh so honored* that youd come for me yourself?
And why do you all look alike?
HE IS MATT. ALSO.
Um, what about that guy over there?
*A new, but identical voice speaks*
I AM MATT. AS WELL. WE ARE LEGION! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED....
The Majority of the avalonian and monkey resistance is reported to have either been killed, fled in escape capsules to the planet of fearless blue, where a cloned copy of the ancient emperor is re-establishing a power base and several descendants of other Monkey leaders are re-appearing, or forcibly deported o the map empire. Those suffering this last fate usually commit suicide or rituistically freeze themselves cryogenically, but many are reported to have offered their military expertise to the representatives of the fully empire in the map countries before vanishing into the ether.
A small, brave number have even remained in the belly of the beast, attacking corporations in avalon like "Bovine Colonial Imports", a "cattle" corporation, whicih imports dissidents from the colonies of the Faith empire and then slaughters them for meat.
The horrors of such corporations in avalon as "soylent green elderly", "immigrant nutrient additive", "unplanned organ donation", and many many more beggar description (rumors that these corporations were actually started by the original Avalonian governemnt may be almost entirely false).
*out of character*
I noticed no one on either side voiced disagreement with me. Do I take that for agreement?