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Joke Thread (White Giant)

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Kailo0891 (White Giant)

Sunday, September 28, 2008 - 08:47 am Click here to edit this post
A fellow is walking along a row of houses and sees a sign, "Talking dog for sale: $10" He approaches the homeowner and asks if he can see the dog.
"Sure, he's out back," the homeowner replies.
The fellow finds the dog on the back porch and asks, "Is it true you can talk?"
"Yes," the dog replies.
"What is your story?" the fellow asks.
The dog says, "Well, when I was just a pup I realized I could not only understand humans, but I could speak their language as well. I was hired by the CIA and was sent to many foreign capitals where I overheard world leaders talking and I told my controllers of their plans. After several years, I began working back in our country at airports, and I overheard hi-jackers making their plans, so was able to stop them. I have probably saved thousands of lives, and I think I prevented two major wars. When I was ten years old, I decided it was time to settle down and raise a family, which I have done."
"Wow," said the fellow, "you have had a fantastic life!" The fellow returns to the front of the house to purchase the dog.
As he hands the homeowner a ten-dollar bill, he asks, "Tell me, why are you selling this fantastic dog for only ten dollars?" and the homeowner replies, "Oh -- 'cause he's such a liar."

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