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You Go John R! (White Giant)

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John R

Saturday, August 23, 2008 - 07:04 pm Click here to edit this post
I didn't let my arse catch any sunlight for years, in order to become as white as possible. Then, given the complete and perfect roundness of my arse, I managed to concentrate all the reflected light into one beam. I aimed my arse-laser to the cables supporting the stage for the other contestants and managed to incinerate them! The other contestants got hurt bad or died... Anyway, what matters is that I won. :D

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