| Sunday, August 17, 2008 - 05:29 am |
A young boy is playing with his young female friend and the game turns into show and tell. The pair quickly realize that the boy has something the girl does not.
"What is that?", the young lady asks innocently?
"I don't know." the boy replies, equally perplexed, "But I'll go ask my mommy. Be right back."
The boy finds and his mother in the living room, drops his shorts, and asks "Mommy, what's this?"
His Mother rolls her eyes and says "Go upstairs and ask your Father. He's in the shower."
Upon entering his parents bathroom, the boy shouts "Daddy, can you tell me what this thing is between my legs?"
His father chuckles to himself and pulls back the shower curtain to expose enough of himself to explain.
"Son," he says, pointing to his own appendage. "This is a penis. All males have them. And as a matter of fact, this one is a PERFECT penis."
"Thanks Daddy!" the boy answers, happy to have his answer, and darts back downstairs and outside to his waiting playmate.
"Did you find out?" she asks hopefully.
"I did." the boy replies and drops his shorts again.
"This is a penis." he states proudly. "All males have a penis. And if this one was 4 inches shorter, it would be a PERFECT penis."