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Stupid freggin game :S (White Giant)

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John R (White Giant)

Wednesday, August 13, 2008 - 12:29 pm Click here to edit this post
Well, this was a no brainer challenge.

If you want a serious answer, skip to the bottom keep reading.

My monkey scientists worked night and day for months, to try and find an explanation for such an unusual financial phenomenon. After many bananas, they've come up with a plausible hypothesis.

I may, and I stress may there, I may have a completely monkey CRAZY hypothesis as for why your finances are going under.

It may have something to do with this...


Empire: Leader (25 countries)

that may, and, again, this is just a CRAZY hypothesis, that may cause this...


General Cost of Government 205,503.71M SC$

The monkey scientists believe the more countries you have the more typing monkeys you'll have to employ. This is so, in order to assure every citizen of your vast empire gets a copy of your "Daily Imperial Decree", the highest selling newspaper in all of White Giant.

Also, since you use monkeys to direct the printing of this marvellous paper and impose no restrictions, combined with the natural temptation of monkeys to xerox their arse every chance they get, your gov costs on paper are astronomical.
The amount of paper your empire consumes in one day, could be used to fill-in Manny's "black whole", or many other famous sim-"black wholes", and that's saying A LOT, taking into account my daily probing and enlargement care of their "black wholes".

Plus, granted the gentle softness of your genial decrees, the monkeys and your citizens, among several other celebrities such as Jo Salkilld, Scottie, Ms. Claws, Treasurer, Manson and many others, prefer to use it as toilet paper and have it on the highest of esteems.

This is what a random interviewed citizen had this to say:
I use nothing but the best imperial law to clean my stinky arse.

Strong words. Strong, enlightening words.

Truth be known, the Daily Imperial Decree compromises 40% of the I Don't Give A Foo Empire exports, with the clear purpose to be used as toilet paper.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is a world success. Thank the man! My congratulations to Foo!

Now for a more serious approach. :p
I remember replying to your message asking me to move private corps into your country - replying to messages sent to my enterprises is a rare event. I declined your offer, because you had too many countries and I knew you would have to dereg some of them in the future.

Seeing as you didn't back them, you will have to do so now, if you wish to have a profit

This is so, because after ten countries you Govt Cost will increase exponentially for each country added. After a certain amount, it's simply impossible to even hope for some profit.

Now, you can ask me to help you organize your downsize and probably some other stuff, or you can do it on your own. What shall it be?


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