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Simcountry is an Online Digital World where you are the President of a country.
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This is hilarious so far.. (White Giant)

Simcountry: Simcountry Bulletin Board  This is hilarious so far.. (White Giant)

Michael Morrison (White Giant)

Tuesday, July 29, 2008 - 09:38 pm Click here to edit this post
Ok, the officcial manuscript for the 5 word story game so far (keep it!) LOL


Everyone who plays simcountry are sure to be surprised when Arkh poos a gigantic redheaded Monkey man with horrible manners, but quite pleasing if you tickle him gently under theâ¦

Hey, look its a bird. No, it is a plane. No, it's my nooks raining Men! Men! They're raining Men!

LG ought to love this.
You guys make me laugh.
This IS great isn't it?
Yeah, but not real perverted.
You people make me sick!
I like very long bananas.

The Evil Banana Lord stood amidst crowds of evil bananas. Secretly, one good banana waited for the right lips to speak words never spoken before, that would one day permit the resurrection of the Great Jolagu, who would decree that talking bananas will one day dance a happy jig amidst the thighs of the lonely hearts club band, who wanted to enjoy the end of an era passed.

One that brought many yellow parakeets from the basement of Leroy Jenkins. They were trained to fly in circles for the amusement of circus bears five dayâs at a time in the wonderful world of Disney. They flew so high, no lie you know this, then out of the blue an effigy of Michael Jackson appeared and made them take their children off the streets, so each night he could... Well, we all know what, but what matters is that Big Bubba came to town, did a bad bad thing.

Meanwhile..inside little hitler's tailer, he was found surfing for handicapped monkey porn because he was so engrossed in looking at nude pictures of tom Willard, because he really likes it when Tom Spanks his monkey. Eyes closed tightly, he envisions blue stars and green clovers with Tom caught in flagrante delicto.

Tom has a monkey? Sweet! As are the nuclear bananas shoved up his rear end glowing for all to see. Just how much pleasure he saw in that gigantic bulbuous piece of man flesh, that response resulted in forum banishment.

So he decided to go visit Amsterdam where he found drugs! More drugs and candy, that he force fed Tom, Who declared war on everyone.

Who the hell is Tom?
Dont say that! Now you...
Lol, what? I was just wondering why you called out the pot smoking ban hammer, who spanks his monkey repeatedly with great pride due to glowing bananas!

The monkey melted faces of the innocent babies whose families were slaughtered by the incessant monkey spanking, until Michael Jackson and Paris Hilton began making paper hats for his tiny lil penis man.

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