| Monday, July 21, 2008 - 06:56 am |
We are a new federation, but we have been around forever. We are not a war-like federation. We are peaceful, but we will fight if any of our members are attacked. Only presidents with a country score of 400 or higher are allowed to join. We are federation with strict rules. Unless you are an ally of the United Confederation or Allied Forces, we are friends with all federations and run only wars of defense on Golden Rainbow. We are friends with the members of the Peace Alliance federation so long as they do not attack our members. Join our expansive federation for a new order of war on Golden Rainbow. If you do not join us or do not become our allies, other federations will attack you.
Good thing I am bilingual in English and Noobish.
Of course the irony is that really the only thing it says is:
I am an uneducated, illiterate, and stupid person who doesn't know what the hell I am talking about. Join me if you want to become hated by everyone with half a brain.