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Joke Thread (White Giant)

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Ondaderthad (White Giant)

Tuesday, June 17, 2008 - 03:43 pm Click here to edit this post
Politics Made Simple:

Socialism
You have two cows. Give one to your neighbour.

Communism
You have two cows. Give both to the government. The government gives you milk.

Capitalism
You sell one cow and buy a bull.

Facism
You have two cows. Give milk to the government. The government sells it.

Nazism
The government shoots you and takes the cows.

New Dealism
The government shoots one cow, milks the other, and pours the milk down the sink.

Anarchism
Keep the cows. Steal another one. Shoot the government.

Conservatism
Freeze the milk. Embalm the cows.

Liberalism
Give away one cow. Get the government to give you a new cow. Now give them both away.

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