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Joke Thread (White Giant)

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Arkh Mori

Tuesday, June 17, 2008 - 02:54 pm Click here to edit this post
I prefer jokes that people laugh at because they're so simple, and usually...unfunny:

What's the biggest pencil in the world? Pennsylvania!



But for those of you who can think:

A best looking guy on the planet walks into a bar, starts hitting on all the women and gets turned down by each. He sits at the bar and orders a beer.

Five minutes later, the ugliest guy in the world walks in, and five minutes after walks out with every girl in the bar.

Good looking guy says to the bartender "I don't get it. Here I am, Brad Pitt, and I can't get a date?"

Bartender says "I dunno. Everyday it's the same thing. He comes in, orders a beer, and starts licking his eyebrows."


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