sfo Treasurer (White Giant)
| Monday, June 2, 2008 - 07:32 am |
I personally loved Jo's psalm for noobs:
A Psalm for newbs
The Gamesmaster is my friend, I shall not fail.
He maketh me to be president of a secured country, where no one can attack me or wipe me out ... whatever I say on the forums: he leadeth me onto the Security Council for two months.
He restoreth my Gold Coins: He leadeth me in the paths of n00bishness for my subscription's sake.
Yea, though I struggle with the limit on how many weapons I can buy per month, I will fear no nukes (... anyone know where I can buy them?): for the Gamesmaster is with me; his bonuses and awards they comfort me.
He preparest a few extra interceptors for me, in the presence of my complete lack of understanding that I will now be very short of LLWs and MLMs: He flattereth my ego with a choice of government-type that means nothing whatsoever and a choice of flag and president image that, if I am *really stupid, will get me banned sooner rather than later; my corporation debt runneth over.
Surely a huge empire and the respect of every vet going shall follow me as long as I last: and my posts will dwell on the forum ... albeit in a very remote thread that everyone has forgotten about ... forever.