| Thursday, November 18, 2004 - 11:51 pm |
Nimz generals baffled
In the chaos involved in global warfare, several pieces of Nimzowich military seem to have been stolen, and paid for in Prawn Crackers. The best accepted theory for the identity of the mysterious traders is Time Travelling Karmanti, whose genetalia have been reduced to minute size by natural selection. "This Karmanti skirmish, if that is what it is, shall not be tolerated. If the military equipment lost can be replaced, the Prawn Crackers will be returned in full. Otherwise, Nimz's cat will be force-fed the Prawn Crackers." It is believed that this method is how the original Prawn Cracker producer got his Secretary of State.