| Friday, April 29, 2005 - 03:21 am |
Don't Worry X-man: El Guapo translation service is here!!:
"Read my lips"
T: Kiss me (yup, he is gay)
"Unfortunately now I must go"
T: My boyfriend Igor just arrived, hungry and horny from the politburo meeting
"if I could I would pay you "
T: I'm broke, and that means: Igor is getting lucky tonight!!
"last of my words today"
T: he's gonna bite my tongue again... dammit
(El Guapo chuckles...)
"I hope that you are not angry on me"
T: Please get me out of this post-communist hellhole and to the allmighty USA
"I don't know english as bad as you do "
T: My dictionary is missing pages, thus sometimes I sound a little strange
"pago pago, thai thai ... "
T: OHH NOOO, Igor brought his KGB dog with him, where's the K-Y??!!