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You lost the war...

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El Guapo

Friday, April 29, 2005 - 03:21 am Click here to edit this post
Don't Worry X-man: El Guapo translation service is here!!:

"Read my lips"
T: Kiss me (yup, he is gay)

"Unfortunately now I must go"
T: My boyfriend Igor just arrived, hungry and horny from the politburo meeting

"if I could I would pay you "
T: I'm broke, and that means: Igor is getting lucky tonight!!

"last of my words today"
T: he's gonna bite my tongue again... dammit

(El Guapo chuckles...)

"I hope that you are not angry on me"
T: Please get me out of this post-communist hellhole and to the allmighty USA

"I don't know english as bad as you do "
T: My dictionary is missing pages, thus sometimes I sound a little strange

"pago pago, thai thai ... "
T: OHH NOOO, Igor brought his KGB dog with him, where's the K-Y??!!

disgusting...

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