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Welfare issue? (Little Upsilon)

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Open Sesame (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, August 21, 2011 - 08:48 pm Click here to edit this post
Tents, shovels and cots? Keep them as relief supplies. Government workers should live within a four-foot high chamber made of broken glass, mud and straw and live on the hope of leaving the country one day through their sale. Except, of course, for the feces harvesters who live in opulent mansions and supply agricultural and food corporations with fertilizer by cleaning out latrines outside other public workers' shanties. Selling pop affects the welfare of your entire empire, so that might do it.

J. Skullz (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, August 21, 2011 - 11:37 pm Click here to edit this post
I didn't even think of using the feces for fertilizer. YES, I found a new job for the school janitors during summer breaks. I'm not sure about the entire empire, but individual countries, I'm certain is a yes.

Open Sesame (Little Upsilon)

Monday, August 22, 2011 - 12:25 am Click here to edit this post
Call them custodians. They're less likely to revolt if you let them know they're the only thing standing between prosperity and drowning in an ocean of human waste.

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